Top 10 Reasons Central Americans Love Me

10) I speak Spanish.

9) They can pronounce my name: ELENA.

8) I am Brazilian, so I’m practically a representative of SOCCER.

7) I can translate for the Americans, so we all understand each other!

6) I’m overly affectionate. Two cheek kisses? Just two? Let’s make it three, and bring your baby, I’ll kiss him too.

5) I dance crazy. You should see my “Padre Abraham”.

4) I know the lyrics and meaning of “Ai se eu te pego” (Brazilian hit song) and it’s SO popular here!

3) I tell the children that Kaka (Brazilian soccer player) is my boyfriend. It’s a real crowd pleaser.

2) Rice and beans is literally my favorite food, so they love my reaction twice a day when it's served.

1) I love Jesucristo!