11 things Travis’ beard would say if it could talk

11) Chin up, big boy!

10) Easy there with the sauce!

9) I wonder how long I can hide this piece of pupusa before he finds it…

8) Oh no, not Cheetos! Stop the cheetos!!!

7) Please please please don’t forget the conditioner this time.

6) Would you braid me?

5) I mustache you a question…

4) …but I’ll shave it for later

3) My pet peeve: when Travis pets me when he thinks.

2) Even on my weakest day, I get a little bit longerrrrr

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