You’re Practically My Husband

I dedicate this to my all-women team, Team Arise.

“You should definitely write a blog about that!” – Beth S., my team leader
“Please write that blog!” – Erica S., teammate

Here’s the blog.

We share a bed every night… you’re practically my husband.

We’re in this together… you’re practically my husband.

We made a commitment, for better or for worse… you’re practically my husband.

We take turns doing the dishes… you’re practically my husband.

We walk around in our underwear, like no big deal… you’re practically my husband.

We drive each other crazy sometimes… you’re practically my husband.

We make each other laugh so hard… you’re practically my husband.

We encourage each other every single day… you’re practically my husband.

We can’t seem to get away from each other… you’re practically my husband.

We talk about our budget and make decisions together… you’re practically my husband.

We sit around and talk about how we can better communicate… you’re practically my husband.

Where you go, I go, where you stay, I stay… you’re practically my husband.

We share toiletries… you’re practically my husband.

Let's get a hotel room together… again… you're practically my husband.

We do each others’ laundry to be sweet… you’re practically my husband.

We grocery shop together… you’re practically my husband.

You hold me when I have hormonal cryfests… you’re practically my husband.

We talk about being in a team together alllll the freaking time… you’re practically my husband.

We talk about our children, who are yet to be conceived… you’re practically my husband.

We write each other sweet notes, just because… you’re practically my husband.

When you’re not there, people ask me where you are… you’re practically my husband.

We pray together every single day… you’re practically my husband.

We have a billion inside jokes… you’re practically my husband.

We workout together… you’re practically my husband.

We always eat together… you’re practically my husband.

We travel together, side by side… you’re practically my husband.

“Will you hold my bag?”… you’re practically my husband.

“Will you hold this for me, please?”… you’re practically my husband.

“Can I have a chip?” as I reach into the bag… you’re practically my husband.

“Can you watch my bag while I go potty?”… you’re practically my husband.

"Did you just fart? Yes you did. Oh it smells terrible!"… you're practically my husband.

“Wanna split an entrée?”… you’re practically my husband.

“Did you set an alarm or do I need to?”… you’re practically my husband.

You’re in all my facebook pictures… you’re practically my husband.

You’re probably gonna comment on this, because you love me so much… you’re practically my husband.